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Things to Fear (LA Edition)

Posted by lazybroads on September 19, 2009

1. The Govenator single-handedly ruining the higher education instThanks, American Apparel ad for your lowest common denominator gross-outs. Hope you sold a lot of socks, er, orgasms? itution known as the University of California.
2.  A friend will set us up on a blind date…..with Carrot Top.
3. We’ll start thinking Botox before 30 is, like, normal.
4.  We’ll actually believe that driving a LandRover makes you a better person
5.  Sun damage, hello?!

6.  Being stuck on the 405 at any time of the day any time of the year
7.  LA Dudes: when I turn my back on you and start talking to my friend, I’m just not that into you and I don’t care about your big film in post-production.
8.  American Apparel’s obsession with providng Los Angelenos with trashier ways to dress themselves.
9.  Reality “Stars.” Because apparently, they’re armed and dangerous and insane. well, we knew about the insane part.
10. Fire Season.  It’s really not as fun as Autumn.

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